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In Uncategorized on October 26, 2008 at 1:20 am

AN INSIDER’S VIEW OF WHAT SEX REALLY IS

Walking the dog, double clicking the mouse, having some fun with “JILL,” the one handed mambo, and having some personal time.  Confused? Well, I’m talking MASTERBATION! It’s the safest form of sex…ever.  Come on, you know you love doing it and if you don’t, well maybe give it another shot. Here’s a fact for you, “Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18. ”  Now that’s a good lot of us.  Next time you’re sitting in class look around the room and think how many people probably masturbated in the last twenty-four hours!  That’ll make biology lecture much more interesting!

Next time you are stressed out, go to your room, lock the door (This is an important step! When your roommate walks in on you cranking one out, don’t say I didn’t warn you!), and get down and dirty with your self!  Why in the world does this help relieve stress, when you should be working on that paper for English?  Masturbation releases endorphins, which is the pleasure hormone, and makes you more relaxed. So take a break from studying already!  You know the best thing about masturbation?  It lets you know EXACTLY how you like it, so when you’re with your next partner, you can give them some tips on how to make it the best experience ever! You could even try tempting them by a visual demonstration of how you like it.

If you’re thinking, I like touching myself, but sometimes I need a little extra something then hold on to your…hat! We’ve all talked about sex toys and some of us have even been lucky enough to see “Big Blue” during orientation, but do we dare buy one?  Where do you even start with finding the perfect one for you? There is a great selection out there of sex toys, for use alone or with someone. Dildos, vibrators, clit stimulators, butt plugs, anal beads, and pocket pussies are just some of the items you can get to help please yourself. Any of these sound interesting to you? Some of them do to me; loving myself is a great way to spend a lonely Saturday afternoon.  You can get these fun-filled toys at an adult store or, if you want to be a bit more discreet, you can order offline. Though that would make an interesting trip to the mailroom.  Imagine opening that package in the Chat! Now, if you don’t have the money to buy a toy for yourself here’s a website I found that has some, well, imaginative ideas for homemade sex toys: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com.  Feel free to give them a try and let me know how they work.  Try it at your own risk. Remember that  I am not at fault if you hurt yourself in the process of getting off!

So are you ready to go have some fun with yourself? You know I am!  Here are some websites you can feel free to check out yourself.  And don’t forget to LOCK YOUR DOOR!!!!

http://www.store.sinclairinstitute.com
http://www.adameve.com

*kiss kiss*

-Sex and Candy

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